Allo Allo character
Rene Artois
Nationality	French
Gender	Male
Hair	Brown and Balding
Age	32, as discovered in "Forged Francs and Fishsellers."
Job	Cafe Owner
Actor	Gordon Kaye
Appearances
First	Pilot episode- The British are coming
Last	A winkle in time

René François Artois is the owner of Café René in the French town of Nouvion. He is the husband of Edith Artois and lover to his Waitresses Yvette Carte-Blanche, Mimi LaBonq and Maria Recamier.

BiographyEdit

He owned a cafe during the war and served his dear friends but actual German enemies, Colonel Kurt Von Strohm and Captain Hans Geering. He is afraid of his wife Edith Artois because he is having an affair with their maids Yvette Carte-Blanche and Maria Recamier. His life soon transforms when becomes embroiled with the works of the Resistance and is forced by the German Colonel and Captain to hide the priceless painting The Fallen Madonna and a Cuckoo clock in his cellar. (AAE: The British Are Coming)